Post by B8 on Dec 1, 2006 14:28:33 GMT -5
* Gotta Love This Marine!- this is great!
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan .
One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed
atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when
t he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly
stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you
to knock me off this platform. I'll give you
exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin
drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor
proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when
the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the
professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him
off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there,
silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned
and sat there looking on in silence. The professor
eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at
the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the
matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today
protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting
your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole.
.So, He sent me."
