With all my love...

[B8]

I will seek and find you . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm
finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot

[Caboose]

I've been sick so much within the past year... I'm getting flu shot, pneumonia shot, common-cold shot, Black-Plague shot, and syphilis shot. Not taking any chances this year...

[lion-o]

wOw i think you beat shakespear. That was the greatest thing i have ever heard in my life.

*audiance gives a standing aulvation* don't think i speled it right.

[B8]

NONE repeat NONE of these jokes are my original inspiration. They are from friends, um wait are they friends? Well they are from people that I know who share them with me.