With all my love...

B8
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the old guy!

Warning reading my posts IS hazardous to your mental health.

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With all my love... Nov 25, 2006 14:33:14 GMT -5

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Post by B8 on Nov 25, 2006 14:33:14 GMT -5

I will seek and find you . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm
finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot

A lie is a lie...unless your friends and family are in on it. Then it's a "commonly held belief." or so Amy says. "I know nothing. I understand nothing. I am nothing" An old Russian proverb still useful today.
Ya ney znayou nechevo.
Ya ney ponemayou nechevo.
Ya nechevo

The worlds oldest forums troll.

Margaritas ante porcos
A bene placito
Absit invidia

Caboose Administrator Rear Bringer Upper wonkawonkawonka Posts: 1,058	With all my love... Nov 25, 2006 16:40:49 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Caboose on Nov 25, 2006 16:40:49 GMT -5 I've been sick so much within the past year... I'm getting flu shot, pneumonia shot, common-cold shot, Black-Plague shot, and syphilis shot. Not taking any chances this year...
	PATA PATA PATA PON

lion-o AC Member Posts: 140	With all my love... Nov 26, 2006 19:09:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lion-o on Nov 26, 2006 19:09:15 GMT -5 wOw i think you beat shakespear. That was the greatest thing i have ever heard in my life. audiance gives a standing aulvation don't think i speled it right.

B8 AC Member the old guy! Warning reading my posts IS hazardous to your mental health. Posts: 4,876	With all my love... Nov 26, 2006 19:19:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by B8 on Nov 26, 2006 19:19:38 GMT -5 NONE repeat NONE of these jokes are my original inspiration. They are from friends, um wait are they friends? Well they are from people that I know who share them with me.
	A lie is a lie...unless your friends and family are in on it. Then it's a "commonly held belief." or so Amy says. "I know nothing. I understand nothing. I am nothing" An old Russian proverb still useful today. Ya ney znayou nechevo. Ya ney ponemayou nechevo. Ya nechevo The worlds oldest forums troll. Margaritas ante porcos A bene placito Absit invidia

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Post by Caboose on Nov 25, 2006 16:40:49 GMT -5

Post by lion-o on Nov 26, 2006 19:09:15 GMT -5

Post by B8 on Nov 26, 2006 19:19:38 GMT -5

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