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Post by B8 on Nov 19, 2006 0:59:02 GMT -5
You fell for it, this is a clean server and there is no adults only area.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Nov 19, 2006 16:34:32 GMT -5
Darn it... how about a clean joke then?
Ernie took a bath with Bubbles...
wait for it....
Bubbles is the gal next door ^_^
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Post by Caboose on Nov 19, 2006 18:38:34 GMT -5
The dirty version of that joke is:
Clean joke: Bob took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty joke: Bubbles was a man.
At least that's how I've heard it.
Oh and B8, I get all my dirty joke from eBaumsworld. Funny funny
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Post by Night Owl on Nov 19, 2006 20:23:23 GMT -5
You enjoy getting your jokes from a place that steals -all- of their material and slaps up their logo on it, and then puts ads all over the site making money off of it?
Cause I mean... that's pretty sad...
And there's better places to get jokes.
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Post by Caboose on Nov 19, 2006 20:43:54 GMT -5
Yes, because eBaumsworld doesn't steal their stuff and slap their logo on it (they pay people to send in stuff...) and they get some pretty good stuff there.
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Post by Canadian Nose on Nov 19, 2006 21:39:41 GMT -5
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Post by B8 on Nov 20, 2006 6:06:27 GMT -5
This whole thread was started as a joke and not meant to go anywhere. Sigh - go for it.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Nov 20, 2006 9:56:26 GMT -5
Dirty Joke:
A new worker was hired at the 'Tickle Me Elmo' factory as they have bumped up production expecting another rush this year. The new employee today is a nice, middle aged woman. The supervisor is showing her around the plant, pointing out where everything is made, and how things work in the factory. Tells her how to get around and what to watch out for, and introduces her to many of the other staff in her area.
After about an hour of showing her around he takes her to her workstation. It's located at the end of a conveyor belt in which a stool is located. There is another conveyor belt that starts to the right side of the stool as well.
"Alright." says the supervisor, "Here is where you will be working. Your job is extreamly simple, so you shouldn't have too much trouble getting into the swing of things."
"Okay." says the woman, nodding slightly.
"Your job is to sit here," he taps the stool and she hops up, "And give each Elmo, two test tickles."
"Oh." says the woman. "Sounds easy enough."
"Well then, I'll leave you to it!" spouts the manager, and leaves her on her own to go up to his office to work.
Nearly an hour passes when the shift leader comes up and bangs on the supervisors door. The supervisor opens the door to find the disgruntled shift leader.
"Sir," says the shift leader, "you've gotta do something about this lady you hired. She's backing up the line!"
"What?!?" Stammers the supervisor. The two rush down the steps and across the factory to where the woman is working. Sure enough, there are Tickle Me Elmo's piled all over the place. "What on Earth???" Stutters the supervisor.
Then he notcies what is taking the woman so long. As he watches her work he can't help but bust out laughing.
The woman is sitting on her stool with a bolt of red fabric and a huge jar of marbles. She grabs an Elmo off the line lays it down on her work bench, cuts a piece of fabric, grabs two marbles and promptly sews it between Elmo's legs.
After the supervisor stops laughing he walkes up to the woman, whom looks mighty freyed. Before he can speak she yells to him. "Sir! I think you need more people on this part of the line!"
Stiffling a laugh the supervisor walks up to the woman and calmy explains. "Ma'am, I think you heard me wrong. Your job is to give Elmo two 'TEST TICKLES'.
~Chu
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Post by UrbStylee on Nov 20, 2006 13:22:21 GMT -5
WARNING DIRTY JOKE-
This joke is guranteed to get a laugh out of any crass supervisor or boss when timed correctly.
What is the best part of a BJ when you're married?
The five minutes of silence...
Urb
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Post by Canadian Nose on Nov 20, 2006 13:52:30 GMT -5
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!", he shouted and stormed off to work. By mid morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home.
"What took you so long to answer?"
"I was in bed."
"What were you doing in bed this late?"
"Getting a second opinion."
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Post by B8 on Nov 20, 2006 16:18:39 GMT -5
Do not hold your gas in.
That is where manure ideas come from.
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