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Post by B8 on Nov 15, 2006 7:15:55 GMT -5
A duck walks into a convenience store and walks up the counter. The duck asks, "Got any grapes?" "No," said the puzzled store clerk. The duck smiles and walks out the door. A little while later the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?" The clerk replies, "No! Like I already told you 15 minutes ago, I don't have any grapes!" The duck smiles and walks out. A little while later the duck returns and again asks "Got any grapes?" The irate clerk yells, "No! We didn't have any, we don't have any, and were not going to have any. If you come back in here again I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!" The duck smiles and walks out. Later the duck returns and asks the clerk "Got any nails?" The clerk says "NO!" The duck replies, "Good! Got any grapes?"
Jc
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Post by Canadian Nose on Nov 15, 2006 19:02:56 GMT -5
That joke is old!
A man walks into a bar, pulls out a Dancing Frog and a Singing Chicken. Guy walks up and offers him 30,000 bucks for the Singing Chicken. Guy says sure.
Bartender goes over and asks him "What were you thinking, that chicken was worth way more than 30,000 bucks!"
Guy says "Wanna know a secret? The frog is a ventriliquest".
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Post by princessfuzzball on Nov 16, 2006 11:17:00 GMT -5
Hah! Serves that guy right!
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Post by lion-o on Nov 26, 2006 20:29:44 GMT -5
lol where do you get this stuff. All funny,
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Post by Canadian Nose on Nov 26, 2006 21:23:58 GMT -5
A gorrila escapes from the zoo, terrorizes a town, and runs up a tree. The guy from the Animal Service Agency comes and pulls a Rabid Dog, A gun, and A Net out of his truck. He ties the dog to the tree and asks for a volunteer, and when a man does he explains what he needs to do.
"So, im going to go up the tree and shake the Gorrilla out. When he falls, the Dog will bite him in the balls, and he will be so stunned that you can throw the net over him."
The volunteer agrees, but right before the Animal Services man goes up the tree he asks
"So whats the gun for?"
The Animal Services Agent responds
"Sometimes the gorilla will shake me out of the tree first. In that case, shoot the dog."
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