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B8
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When a doctor.. Mar 24, 2008 7:54:36 GMT -5

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Post by B8 on Mar 24, 2008 7:54:36 GMT -5

tells you that something is not contagious - run!

You see my wife had a bug and we went to the doctor. Thumping and prodding ensued and a diagnosis was rendered.

Then Amy and I came down with the SAME thing. Both of us within a day of each other. Coughing, choking, exhaustion, but oh no it is not contagious.

Talking to other people this bug lasts about three weeks and makes you a total cripple for almost that entire period of time.

Follow the advice given in "SPAMALOT" - Run AWay.

Last Edit: Mar 24, 2008 7:55:24 GMT -5 by B8

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Amy Administrator don't poke the bear... Nothing that makes sense ever works out. Posts: 2,578	When a doctor.. Mar 29, 2008 8:48:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Amy on Mar 29, 2008 8:48:47 GMT -5 I'm not contagious. And Matt's not sick either.
	D-E-A-D dead. Stabbed in the face. Nibbled by tiny pirhanas. Mauled by Grizzly bears. Run over by Semi-Truck, three times. Swallowed ignited napalm. Took a 12-gauge to the gut. Ate nitroglycerin and then jumped on a trampoline...need I say more? Duc, sequere, aut de via decede. There's a theory out there circulating amongst single males, that women who own birds are weird.-- Mystery Squid

clockwork AC Member Posts: 279	When a doctor.. Mar 30, 2008 12:36:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by clockwork on Mar 30, 2008 12:36:31 GMT -5 HARBINGER OF THE PLAGUE VEHEMOTHLY SPEWING FORTH THE FILTH THAT TAINTS US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I recommend Airborne tablets, eat them like candy and you dont get sick
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