Post by edwardplaylinc on Mar 19, 2007 23:05:21 GMT -5
Hi-
I'm some dumb person who likes to spam, and I'd like to offer you a fablous service.... I'm being paid to fill your fourms with a stupid vauge pyramid scheme that is not going to work becuase I suck and can't make a message not look like spam. So- instead of that, I'm leaving the pyramid scheme mentioned below, and I will continue to get paid to post, but instead sell memberships to "stop spammerz" Stop Spammerz is an orginazation that I just set up today, because I think more people would pay good money to see bad things happen to me, than pay into my pyramid scheme. I recgonize that, so here we go right away with a pricing schedule:
$10- This gets you a video conference with your clan leader(s) where I will pour a pot of boiling water over my foot to be recorded and played back to your clan as you see fit.
$25- This gets you a video conference with your whole clan where you can see the pot of boiling water being poured over both of my feet, and recorded to play back to your clan as you see fit.
$50- This gets a video conference with your clan leader(s) where I get hit in the head repeatedly with a hammer while drinking milk. Recording and playback will be provided for this and all levels above this.
$100- This gets a video conference with your clan leader(s) where I try to jump over a car, but fail miserably. You also get the bonus of the pot of boiling water on one of my feet.
$1,000 - This gets a video conference with your whole clan, were I will recieve an autopsy while alive. You also may wish to dontate more, where acid will be randomly poued all over me.
$10,000,000 - This gets a video conference with your whole clan where my head is shaved and opened, and then parts of my brain are electrocuted. This might work to fix my retardation and stop spamming people.
[Insert stupid spam message here]
I'm some dumb person who likes to spam, and I'd like to offer you a fablous service.... I'm being paid to fill your fourms with a stupid vauge pyramid scheme that is not going to work becuase I suck and can't make a message not look like spam. So- instead of that, I'm leaving the pyramid scheme mentioned below, and I will continue to get paid to post, but instead sell memberships to "stop spammerz" Stop Spammerz is an orginazation that I just set up today, because I think more people would pay good money to see bad things happen to me, than pay into my pyramid scheme. I recgonize that, so here we go right away with a pricing schedule:
$10- This gets you a video conference with your clan leader(s) where I will pour a pot of boiling water over my foot to be recorded and played back to your clan as you see fit.
$25- This gets you a video conference with your whole clan where you can see the pot of boiling water being poured over both of my feet, and recorded to play back to your clan as you see fit.
$50- This gets a video conference with your clan leader(s) where I get hit in the head repeatedly with a hammer while drinking milk. Recording and playback will be provided for this and all levels above this.
$100- This gets a video conference with your clan leader(s) where I try to jump over a car, but fail miserably. You also get the bonus of the pot of boiling water on one of my feet.
$1,000 - This gets a video conference with your whole clan, were I will recieve an autopsy while alive. You also may wish to dontate more, where acid will be randomly poued all over me.
$10,000,000 - This gets a video conference with your whole clan where my head is shaved and opened, and then parts of my brain are electrocuted. This might work to fix my retardation and stop spamming people.
[Insert stupid spam message here]
And no real spam!!!