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Post by rampage on Dec 2, 2005 20:21:18 GMT -5
probably they are thinking along the same lines as 'women and driving' ?
p.s. i don't think that most women are bad drivers. it is just when i see a 90 pound woman in a 3- ton SUV talking on a cell phone, i am not comfortable. the same thing goes for anyone on a cell phone. if i see some guy with one hand on a cell phone and the other with a hoagie sandwich, and one foot with a cigarette in it, and the other foot on the wheel, and he is sleeping, i think that that is a bad idea too. although it sounds hilarious. i can't remember where this was going. oh yeah. anyhow, just to clarify, in not saying that women are bad drivers. im just saying that the same person who does say that would say the same thing about guns. im looking at YOU kami... =.=
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Post by The Black Dart on Dec 2, 2005 20:43:59 GMT -5
kamis real name is babashaba the gabamabalaba the XXXXXXXXVII
and nebody in 3 ton suvs scare me cuz ive not met a single one that can drive it.
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Post by Amy on Dec 2, 2005 21:25:51 GMT -5
how about spotting an overweight UPS driver in Dec with no doors on his Truck in Chicago, cell phone in one hand up to one ear, other hand on a sandwich thats he half eatten *subway sandwich* and driving with his elbows?
Yes, I've seen just that.
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Post by happyclam on Dec 2, 2005 22:25:42 GMT -5
The wife and I experimented with finger paints....that were edible. It was quite fun.
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Post by Kami on Dec 2, 2005 22:43:39 GMT -5
ooo thats my real name? i thought it was sumthing else. jason? no that doesnt sound right.... amy? yah im pretty sure my real name is amy.
as for the gun thing rampage, i really not sure what u even mean, then again im talking to sooo *steps away from subject* and last but not least fingerpaints? wife? .... i like the idea of art but ummm im not sure thats what u really meant.
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Post by Annik on Dec 2, 2005 23:06:36 GMT -5
edible finger paint with hubby.. sounds awesome.. humm.. humm...
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Post by Mr. Sassy Pants on Dec 2, 2005 23:12:47 GMT -5
lol....ummm, i dunno, its been tried here.....gotta be careful....can get...messy...<.< nuff said
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Post by Annik on Dec 2, 2005 23:26:16 GMT -5
lol i hear ya
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Post by rampage on Dec 2, 2005 23:26:38 GMT -5
finger paints? they had better be in good flavors. i don't want chicken or beef flavored girlfriend  |
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Post by Annik on Dec 2, 2005 23:28:35 GMT -5
hey chicken and beef is good
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Post by Kami on Dec 3, 2005 1:21:31 GMT -5
whoa.. .think i walked in at the wrong time... the teh idea of finger paint bags shouldnt stop at underwear, i think it can go to reg. department stores and stuff.
"Dubious, For every Rip, a wonder"
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Post by DubiousMonkey on Dec 3, 2005 13:05:15 GMT -5
Posted by Shuckaman on Yesterday at 21:43
and nebody in 3 ton suvs scare me cuz ive not met a single one that can drive it.
For real! I was on I670 merging onto I70 in Columbus last night in a very heavy merge with 6 lanes each way when some asshole in a maroon Expedition came from behind going significantly faster than the posted speed limit of 65 mph. I was the second lane from the right and he/she was in the far left lane when he/she decided to buzz around those of us doing a mere 75 mph. The only clear path was to move all the way over from the far left to the far right and the driver did it in a move that nearly rolled that hulk of a vehicle. I could see the body leaning and just hoped like hell I was not' the first to hit the thing if it rolled over. Those things should have some sort of guidance system built in like a boat and a throttle lock so they can only achieve low speeds. |
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Post by rampage on Dec 3, 2005 17:17:28 GMT -5
*amen*
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Post by DubiousMonkey on Dec 5, 2005 22:52:02 GMT -5
From: www.jokesaround.com/j/3534.htmlGenie of the impossible One day a man was walking down the beach and came upon an old lamp. remembering the stories of how these lamps contain genies, he began to rub it and out popped a genie. the genie,looking annoyed, said "you are the fifth person this month to awaken me and i am tired of granting wishes. i am going to grant you only one wish so make it a good one".the man pondered for a moment and finally spoke, "i like to travel to hawaii so build me my own personnel bridge there". the genie, in a bewildered voice said "you must be crazy, it is impossible to build a bridge across the pacific ocean. do you realize how deep the water is? there would be no where to anchor the bridge supports. you must make another wish". the man thinks for a few minutes and then turns to the genie and asks "well then, tell me the secret to satisfying women. i want to know how to keep them happy and content". the genie looks at the man and says " do you want that bridge four lanes or six lanes. |
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Post by Mr. Sassy Pants on Dec 5, 2005 23:01:53 GMT -5
hehe, you have no idea how true that is dub...=P
*glances at amy, genie, annik*
EEP!!
*runs*
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