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Post by DubiousMonkey on May 15, 2006 20:18:18 GMT -5
Going to a strip club is like going to Subway to stuff dollar bills in a loaf of bread. You just leave hungry.
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Post by Moe on May 18, 2006 17:15:03 GMT -5
Oh can I join Bunny, Amy, and Auntie Jill, I'll bring whip cream.  |
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Post by Amy on May 18, 2006 18:16:45 GMT -5
One problem. I'm not single. second problem... no willing participants.
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Post by The Black Dart on May 18, 2006 18:23:44 GMT -5
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Post by Moe on May 18, 2006 18:35:22 GMT -5
I can bring my homosexual friend and say were a couple for a day.
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Post by B8 on May 19, 2006 11:06:44 GMT -5
In a New York subway a homeless person will eat the bread, take the money and "say thank you."
And probably do other unspecified things to you.
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Post by Kami on May 19, 2006 13:48:46 GMT -5
"people here are so nice, this one girl was offering to have sex with me." "yeah, for money" "no i could not ask her for money... or could i?"  |
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Post by The Black Dart on May 19, 2006 22:41:49 GMT -5
i loved that line
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Post by Jonus on May 20, 2006 12:42:08 GMT -5
Hahahaha.....I want to stab out my eye. That is a funny line. And I mean the line that Kami said, not that I want to stab out my eye is really funny...although it could be.
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Post by The Black Dart on May 20, 2006 12:44:48 GMT -5
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Post by Kami on May 20, 2006 18:10:17 GMT -5
...im not sure why u gunna stab ur eye but.... *runs*
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Post by TEX on Jun 13, 2006 19:27:06 GMT -5
a geek was walking down the street to meet up with his friend (who is also a geek). He wasn't expecting to see him for at least another half of a mile down the road, but he saw him down the road on a brand new bicycle. The first geek asked, "where'd you get the bike." The other geek said, "It was the strangest thing ever. A girl rode by on the bike, and stopped in front of me. She threw the bike down, ripped off all of her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'" The first geek said, "Good choice, the clothes probly wouldn't have fit."
Oh, come on guys, Sas, Kami, you were such a good couple, can't you work things out
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Post by B8 on Jun 15, 2006 7:40:48 GMT -5
« Reply #32 on May 18, 2006, 6:16pm »
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One problem. I'm not single. second problem... no willing participants.
Amy I missed this the first time through. You are not single? When did you get married?
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jun 16, 2006 13:37:45 GMT -5
*sigh* Single refers to not being in a relationship. Amy is in a relationship, thus, not single. Although, she is not married, she has a 'partner' or they are a 'couple' but not spouses.
~Chu
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Post by TEX on Jun 17, 2006 0:04:38 GMT -5
awwwww, who's the lucky guy?
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