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Chim
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Riddles in the Dark Oct 12, 2006 9:12:46 GMT -5

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Post by Chim on Oct 12, 2006 9:12:46 GMT -5

wow... i can't believe more people didn't get the newspaper one... we used that joke to death in grade school.... =P

i was gonna say cut off his nose, but that wouldn't work with the way you worded the question. i'm used to "how do you keep a skunk from smelling bad"... i do not know the answer to your question =(

Bang Bang!

princessfuzzball AC Members Auntie Jill YAY! I like making cookies for this clan.... Posts: 845	Riddles in the Dark Oct 12, 2006 16:55:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by princessfuzzball on Oct 12, 2006 16:55:18 GMT -5 Remove the scent glands....
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agentx Hacker! 5% Posts: 306	Riddles in the Dark Oct 12, 2006 20:38:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by agentx on Oct 12, 2006 20:38:51 GMT -5 Give him a tissue so he can smell good again? I mean well?
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Amy
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don't poke the bear...

Nothing that makes sense ever works out.

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Riddles in the Dark Oct 13, 2006 10:50:56 GMT -5

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Post by Amy on Oct 13, 2006 10:50:56 GMT -5

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Cher doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Bush is one

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

Marilyn Monroe claims that she took on 3.

What is it?

D-E-A-D dead. Stabbed in the face. Nibbled by tiny pirhanas. Mauled by Grizzly bears. Run over by Semi-Truck, three times. Swallowed ignited napalm. Took a 12-gauge to the gut. Ate nitroglycerin and then jumped on a trampoline...need I say more?

Duc, sequere, aut de via decede.

There's a theory out there circulating amongst single males, that women who own birds are weird.-- Mystery Squid

Chu-Chu Demi-God The Bear Wrestler Posts: 1,649	Riddles in the Dark Oct 13, 2006 12:38:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chu-Chu on Oct 13, 2006 12:38:16 GMT -5 HAHAHA! I love this riddle, too bad I know the answer, But I'm going to let some people guess before I ruin it for them. ~Chu

Mr. Sassy Pants Administrator Taste the Chocolaty Goodness Sas-Q - So sweet, you will TK for it. Look for it at your local market today! Posts: 1,430	Riddles in the Dark Oct 13, 2006 13:51:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mr. Sassy Pants on Oct 13, 2006 13:51:25 GMT -5 ooo, hehe, that took a sec....^_^ a Last name?
	"I know a little about alot of things and alot about a few things." "I'd much rather be happy than right any day." "I dont fail, i succeed at finding what doesnt work" "censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself."

Amy Administrator don't poke the bear... Nothing that makes sense ever works out. Posts: 2,578	Riddles in the Dark Oct 13, 2006 15:11:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Amy on Oct 13, 2006 15:11:11 GMT -5 yeah, Sas is right, and the rest of you all thought I was a pervert!
	D-E-A-D dead. Stabbed in the face. Nibbled by tiny pirhanas. Mauled by Grizzly bears. Run over by Semi-Truck, three times. Swallowed ignited napalm. Took a 12-gauge to the gut. Ate nitroglycerin and then jumped on a trampoline...need I say more? Duc, sequere, aut de via decede. There's a theory out there circulating amongst single males, that women who own birds are weird.-- Mystery Squid

agentx Hacker! 5% Posts: 306	Riddles in the Dark Oct 13, 2006 19:30:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by agentx on Oct 13, 2006 19:30:37 GMT -5 I would say a brain... but it wouldn't work for the governator. or Bush.
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B8 AC Member the old guy! Warning reading my posts IS hazardous to your mental health. Posts: 4,876	Riddles in the Dark Oct 15, 2006 12:32:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by B8 on Oct 15, 2006 12:32:17 GMT -5 Come on Sas it is your turn to post a riddle, do it!
	A lie is a lie...unless your friends and family are in on it. Then it's a "commonly held belief." or so Amy says. "I know nothing. I understand nothing. I am nothing" An old Russian proverb still useful today. Ya ney znayou nechevo. Ya ney ponemayou nechevo. Ya nechevo The worlds oldest forums troll. Margaritas ante porcos A bene placito Absit invidia

Mr. Sassy Pants Administrator Taste the Chocolaty Goodness Sas-Q - So sweet, you will TK for it. Look for it at your local market today! Posts: 1,430	Riddles in the Dark Oct 17, 2006 1:40:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mr. Sassy Pants on Oct 17, 2006 1:40:58 GMT -5 oh alright, lesse....lemme find a riddle and such.... Which word, if pronounced right, is wrong, but if pronounced wrong is right?
	Last Edit: Oct 17, 2006 1:42:52 GMT -5 by Mr. Sassy Pants "I know a little about alot of things and alot about a few things." "I'd much rather be happy than right any day." "I dont fail, i succeed at finding what doesnt work" "censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself."

Chu-Chu Demi-God The Bear Wrestler Posts: 1,649	Riddles in the Dark Oct 17, 2006 8:13:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chu-Chu on Oct 17, 2006 8:13:00 GMT -5 Favre ~Chu
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Chim AC Member Ooh Ooh, Aah Aah! Eek Eek, Eek Eek! Posts: 917	Riddles in the Dark Oct 17, 2006 10:13:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chim on Oct 17, 2006 10:13:19 GMT -5 uh.. wrong?
	Bang Bang!

Mr. Sassy Pants Administrator Taste the Chocolaty Goodness Sas-Q - So sweet, you will TK for it. Look for it at your local market today! Posts: 1,430	Riddles in the Dark Oct 17, 2006 14:16:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mr. Sassy Pants on Oct 17, 2006 14:16:41 GMT -5 yay, chimmy's correct... your up chim
	"I know a little about alot of things and alot about a few things." "I'd much rather be happy than right any day." "I dont fail, i succeed at finding what doesnt work" "censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself."

Chu-Chu Demi-God The Bear Wrestler Posts: 1,649	Riddles in the Dark Oct 17, 2006 14:45:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chu-Chu on Oct 17, 2006 14:45:44 GMT -5 Oh come on!!! I don't even get honorable mention for making fun of the packers!?!?? This sucks! ~Chu

Canadian Nose AC Member I've gone to find myself... If im not back before I return, please keep me here. Posts: 1,261	Riddles in the Dark Oct 17, 2006 17:27:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Canadian Nose on Oct 17, 2006 17:27:25 GMT -5 Making fun of Old Fat Dudes who should have retired a few years ago isnt nice Chu. No extra points. Chim, post ze Riddle!
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Post by Chim on Oct 12, 2006 9:12:46 GMT -5

Post by princessfuzzball on Oct 12, 2006 16:55:18 GMT -5

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Post by Amy on Oct 13, 2006 10:50:56 GMT -5

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Post by Mr. Sassy Pants on Oct 13, 2006 13:51:25 GMT -5

Post by Amy on Oct 13, 2006 15:11:11 GMT -5

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Post by Mr. Sassy Pants on Oct 17, 2006 1:40:58 GMT -5

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