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Post by UrbStylee on Jun 20, 2006 8:57:48 GMT -5
Anyone know any creative omelets ideas. I eat about a pound of bacon and an omelet everyday. I <3 them.
What's cholesterol?
Urbs
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jun 20, 2006 9:04:31 GMT -5
Cholesterol is... erm... well, it's this... uh.... hmmm.... let me think... Oh! What cholesterol is is that its something..... errr.... Well, there is good cholesterol and bad cholesterol. You don't wan too much good, or too much bad... you want to have a healthy ballance and that ballance can be found by.... uh.... Bacaon gives you bad... errr.. good?... No... I think bad.... umm... Cholesterol is........ Oh, I know!
*runs*
~Chu
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Post by B8 on Jun 21, 2006 20:38:36 GMT -5
Go ahead and make my day. Keep eating like you do Urb and you will die like I almost did. Yes in 1998 they told me that I had six months to live. My arteries were bone white on the plain film x ray.
But do not beleive me, I will dance on your grave if you keep that up.
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Post by Caboose on Jun 21, 2006 23:30:42 GMT -5
Yeah me and B8 could do some serious grave dancing....kinda like this!
*flashes B8*
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jun 22, 2006 8:11:50 GMT -5
*flash bounces off invisible wall and flashes Caboose instead*
Caboose!!! Stop with the Team flashes already!!!!
~Chu
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Post by B8 on Jun 22, 2006 8:52:08 GMT -5
Look I have a real life problem so stop blinding me. And for all our sakes keep your clothes on.
Unless this is a nude beach? Looks around, uh oh so why am I the only one dressed? Must be one of those blind episodes again. Stop taking me places after you have blinded me. Even though the scenery is...
Much latter I am cursing because I forgot my sunblock. That ain't no flash burn people.
At a restaruant that was called Jo Jo's they made a thing called the "Santiago Skillet". Now there was an omlette to kill for. If you were of weak stomach it sat like a lead balloon. Funny I never had that problem but I digress. Eggs, bacon, onions, peppers, spices, and I never did find out what all there was in it. Perhaps that is why I almost died. too much good eating.
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Post by UrbStylee on Jun 22, 2006 9:05:39 GMT -5
B8, sorry to hear you almost croked. But I think I'm detecting some jealousy on your desire to eat good food like you once did? Keep in mind breakfast isn't all I eat!  I'm as guido as they come, food and friends is what it's about.  I like to make milk shakes with the grease from the pan... ;D Urbacon |
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Post by Caboose on Jun 22, 2006 9:22:56 GMT -5
I think it's time for a new pan...
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Post by B8 on Jun 22, 2006 17:34:05 GMT -5
Jealous? Me? Grabs the pan and bashes Urb in the head. Not waiting for the grease to cool I drink the whole thing.
Ah, that burning what is it? Mr throat closing up from the scalding hot grease. If I survive I will get you for this.
Never put food temptations in front of a guy who has been denied good food for more than 8 years.
Moral of the story:
Good food can kill you and if it does not do it right away it will in due time.
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Post by Caboose on Jun 22, 2006 23:21:19 GMT -5
it's like that one cholesterol commercial from a while back:
Cholesterol doesn't care how many sit-ups you did this morning.
(meaning if you eat grease 24/7, nothing will be able to stop your obscene cholesterol levels and imminent death)
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Post by phoenixrage on Jun 23, 2006 3:41:23 GMT -5
no he doesnt need new man what are you talking about that is flavor! years and years of flavor cooked right in! can't get any better!!!
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Post by UrbStylee on Jun 23, 2006 11:35:44 GMT -5
praise-be-to phoenix hahahahaah.
Urb (eating celery and tofu for lunch... NOT!)
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Post by B8 on Jun 23, 2006 16:46:46 GMT -5
Tofu? Pukes in the handy circular file.
Celery is for rabbits!
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Post by Caboose on Jun 24, 2006 0:09:18 GMT -5
Okay Urb, after careful review, I have devised a cholesterol-free diet, specially made just for you. This is to be followed every day for the entirety of your life.
Breakfast: Glass of water
Lunch: Glass of water
Dinner: 2 Glasses of water
You will never worry about cholesterol again! Backed with a However-Long-You-Survive-This-Diet Guarantee!
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Post by jackle on Jun 24, 2006 3:53:25 GMT -5
ok so i dont know if you guys have azteca. but any mexican restraunt will do. pick your favortie one really. get the biggest plate of them you can for dinner the previous night. when you get up in the morning cook up about 3-4 eggs part way. then add nachos and cook til nice and scrambled. great with tabassco or a bit of ketchup if you like that.
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I'm as guido as they come, food and friends is what it's about.
